stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.

Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.

Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba

by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021