Smear and Steer

Jerking someone off while driving , jerking ex’s best friend off

If I get in the passenger seat you have to give me a smear and steer

by FatFactscaps May 28, 2021

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

Steer

The act of a woman guiding a man's wheel. Derived from the metaphor of a bicycle. A man's wheel powers the pursuit while the woman's steer dictates how the pursuit goes. A lady can achieve this by placing herself in a wheel-able situation or presentng herself in a wheel-able fashion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, that guy is really wheeling that bitty!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you can tell she wants by the way she is steering him."

by AJ the GR8 June 9, 2008

steiger

Is a german word meaning f*cker, deriving from steiger which means 'to mount'. Many germans do not use this word, and due to it's profanity will not admit it exists.

I can't believe he was being such a little steiger tonight

or

what a pig steiger

by xpertextroadonaire July 3, 2008

steershit

Bullshit that has lost its manhood. So obviously false that no one takes it seriously.

Bobby told his teacher today, "The dog ate my homework," for the fifth time this year.
U should've seen the teacher roll his eyes at that steershit!

by Powerpasser September 27, 2008

fast food steer

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

by Willy S. December 24, 2007

steerer

When a man simultaneously fucks a girl doggy style and eats a steak off her back. Commonly known as the ultimate male experience.

Yo dude, its awesome being a steerer!

by Max "Tracy's Boy" Krosser December 22, 2008