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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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jack stephan

A reputable and reliable Southern California plumbing and heating company with kick-ass television commercials.
"For over 50 years, Southern California has been turning to Jack Stephan Plumbing and Heating for all their plumbing, drain, heating, and air conditioning needs. Servicing Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties since 1946, you can count on us to provide fast, reliable service and the ultimate in customer service."
-Jack Stefanovich (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
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-That name: Jack Stephan
by Fantastic Billy December 19, 2003
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Stephen Curry

pronounced STEFF-in, the baby-faced sharpshooter from Davidson College and the sickest basketball player ever
"Did you see that 30 foot shot made by Stephen Curry?"
"Of course... Curry is the spice of life"

"Who is the 8th grader who just scored against Gonzaga?"
"Why it's Stephen Curry! What a cutie pie!"
by bernarderageran December 21, 2008
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Steph Keenan

The name for the most Amazing Person in your life, ever.

This person has gorgeous eyes, an infectious smile and an unbelievable personality. This person is what you would call perfect.
Guy 1:She's so perfect.
Guy 2:She's Steph Keenan! <3
by Veitchy October 25, 2010
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stephenhowells

ur a fucking stephenhowells
by connorjcwsufvnsdv March 14, 2017
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Stephen Hawking

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"
by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018
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Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections
Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."
by kel the dog August 13, 2010
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