steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.

"She has a steamy vagina."

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016

steamy corn bag

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016

steank

STEAK BUT

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Here is your STEANK with NO VEGETAL sir

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH April 19, 2018

steady shit

When someone is on there same old shit.. (mostly can be associated with females , males, and friends)

Damn ... ray is really on some steady shit with Bre

by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017

steady state

Aerobic training for rowing on the water, or on the erg. It is done at ~75% of maximum heart rate, for periods of 15-60 minutes at a time. It improves aerobic fitness, which can improve your erg scores, especially the dreaded 2K.

Dude 1: "Are we 2King today?"

Dude 2: "Nah, we're just doing steady state."
Dude 1: "Oh, thank god."

by LRFE January 17, 2018

Steamy Bung Chowder

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.

Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018