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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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steaming walrus

Where u choke a women who is giving u blow job while u are cumming and hold her head in place so your cum comes out her nose. She will lean back and moan like a walrus.
That chick I was messing with was such a hoe I had to give her the steaming walrus, she was so salty she won't talk to me now.
by renob trte May 7, 2022
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Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
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Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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Hot Steaming Cup of Hot Coffee

A Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee is the best type of coffee you can ever get
Starbucks: hi what would you like
Jason: i want a Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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stealing

Five Finger Discount

To shit someone out of something for their own personal gain

To steal is to take something, especially something that does not belong to you or to do something in a quick way, hoping not to be noticed
To move, put, carry, or convey surreptitiously or stealthily (in, into, from, away, etc.)
Hey, come back here with that! He didn't steal me from you. Hey, Did Mike steal that too? Its only stealing when you get caught!
by ItsMelanieBihh July 21, 2019
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focus stealing

A very annoying feature in windows where an application foribly brings itself to the front (aka steals the focus). Can also be when you're filling out a form on a website and what part of it you've selected to enter text into suddenly changes.

A common side effect of this is when you're typing a message to someone in a messenger program and another contact messages you. In some programs, it steals the focus and half of what you were typing to the first person appears in the second persons window.

Another common side effect is when you're in a game and (as an example) you're anti virus program suddenly pops up a message saying you need to update your definitions. It's also known to happen with other programs that use pop up messages to inform you of updates.

It's also known to happen when you're surfing a page and a pop-up advertisment brings itself to the front, sometimes causing someone to accidently click on it instead of on the page they intended.

Finally, another form of focus stealing can be when you're filling out a webform and (for example) are filling out your name and suddenly the cursor moves to the e-mail field without any input from you.
A gamer is gaming when suddenly the screen goes black and he find himself on the desktop looking at a 'update this software please' pop-up.

Gamer: Damn focus stealing!
by anonymous October 25, 2004
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