A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
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by Lil' Kin November 26, 2014
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by Shade tree November 18, 2016
Get the starbucks grind mug.White Kid: "I just went to Starbucks for some coffee."
White Kid's friend: "That's because your white."
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by OG Banana Toad February 5, 2017
Get the Starbucks mug.A coffee shop made into a stereotype for white girls poking at their insane amount of consumption of Starbucks and the way they act. Usually bratty girls go to Starbucks for no reason.
Betty: Hey kween, want to go get some Starbucks?
Ella: OMG yasss kween I could kill for an iced caramel macchiato right now!
Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!
Ella: OMG yasss kween I could kill for an iced caramel macchiato right now!
Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!
by MillennialHub March 28, 2019
Get the Starbucks mug.a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."
"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
by G. George V October 12, 2011
Get the Go to Starbucks mug.the status symbol plague of america in liquid form...it's the only beverage accessory to your outfit now. and every mindless drone who goes there thinks that they're artsy, posh, and sophisticated if they visit a starbucks or carry around a drink with its logo, despite the fact that just about anyone can buy from there?
Serena stopped by starbucks in the morning to buy a mocca java and she finished it in 5 minutes flat but more importantly she carried the empty cup with its starbucks logo around to each of her next 6 class periods of the day.
Tara almost sold her soul to work at starbucks, now she finally got the job, thinks she's in paradise, and brags about how she can make the best frappacinos and can serve her admiring friends for free. As you can see, she's truly made it in life.
Tara almost sold her soul to work at starbucks, now she finally got the job, thinks she's in paradise, and brags about how she can make the best frappacinos and can serve her admiring friends for free. As you can see, she's truly made it in life.
by can you repeat the question June 4, 2004
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