Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
Get the infinity plus shipping and handling mug.A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.
me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004
Get the skipping mug.Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.
Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping ChrisxLexi
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
by Sexylovelylady July 25, 2014
Get the Shipping mug.When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel".
Named after our local barman George who attempted this.
Named after our local barman George who attempted this.
by Phil Arnold December 23, 2005
Get the Slipping a George mug.Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
by Bloomers September 26, 2007
Get the Squirting mug.a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.
by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008
Get the skipping the rail mug.The act of when a female is on top during sexual intercourse and doesn't have the correct rhythm so his penis comes out and needs to be repositioned.
"Jenny didn't have the right rhythm when we were having sex and I kept slipping out."
"Dude. That's rough. Maybe you should be on top next time."
"Dude. That's rough. Maybe you should be on top next time."
by SexYmasTerrrr69 December 6, 2013
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