An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
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When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.
by Thcharlie January 6, 2017
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Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
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