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Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing
"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
by Wawumba July 3, 2015
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hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.
That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!
by Thcharlie January 6, 2017
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The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.
Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020
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Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?

Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022
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mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
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soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey
by Nigherferb March 5, 2022
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