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Squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To lovingly squish.
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way, out of love for the squinched one. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.

Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression".
"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.
by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022
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squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.
Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"
"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.
by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022
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buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"
by arock July 21, 2014
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Bell Squelch

When someone is being an idiot and extremely annoying. You could relate it to douchebag.
by Donny Dropper December 1, 2019
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CB-squelch speech

Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.
If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".

Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it
dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher
by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022
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squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'
Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!
by MWMWM March 5, 2010
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