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spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.
Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.
by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019
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Spaffchomper

Someone so incompetent or unbelievably not of this world or stupid that they chew or chomp on spaff( male ejaculate or “cum”) rather than the most obvious and traditional response of spitting or swallowing.
He proved he was a complete and utter spaffchomper with his suggestion he could rely on peoples common sense.

He entered the shop without a face mask proving he was a spaffchomper.
by Postnubes633 August 13, 2020
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spaffnuffer

Oi, spaffnuffer, get the schooners in.
by Pending Aussie November 21, 2020
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Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.
Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.
by Waynedip December 27, 2020
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spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.
"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"
by YERT49576 August 31, 2021
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SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity
"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"
by TheThanex October 26, 2022
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Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022
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