cumshooting spacedragon

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.

The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

by The Space Dragons child March 22, 2021

Sprayed Braces

After undergoing a Bloody Hairy, one partner is forced to bend their head down to their crotch and attempt to undue the knots with their teeth. In the process, their partner climaxes, and leaves them with pubes stuck in their teeth and a mouthful of semen or vaginal juice.

This picture of McKinsey is disguisting. Look at the pubes in her teeth, she obviously just got Sprayed Braces.

by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

slayed

Adjetive: When one becomes so drunk that they wake up the next morning in a strangers house, in a nearby city, wearing clothes that don't belong to them, and while slowly piecing the previous night's events together, the only thing the person can remember clearly is running naked through a convenience store.

Bob: Remember when we broke into that zoo last night?
Sally: I don't remember anything after 9am yesterday, I got so slayed yesterday.

by ChuckD912 March 27, 2008

slayed

something that is unorganized whether it is a person or a thing, something thats messy or destroyed

1.oh damn they slayed your room today
2.That girl is slayed why she wearing that

by chinky chink July 13, 2009

stayed out played out

When you stay out for hours and hours (say, from 7:00pm to 6:00am) and come home and you're tired as hell.

Guy 1: *drunk* Dude.. *passes out*

Guy 2: He must be stayed out played out. *drags him to the couch*

by OMGWTFBBQHAXXORZ1337NUBHAHALMAOZ!!!!!! May 18, 2008

Sayed

Descendant of Allah. Many believe he has the ability slaughter the entire human race at once

"Watch out! It's Sayed!"

by Bismillah Sultani June 14, 2018

r/spacedicks

A subreddit about pornography in space.

I highly suggest you go to r/spacedicks after you've eaten.

by electricspider93 October 7, 2014