purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem

Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"

by Bananamuffin256 July 20, 2017

Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

by Ace April 06, 2003

Queen of Spades

White nationlism's brand of cuckhold fetishism in which black men are made out to be hyersexualized low-iq beasts here to force themselves on white women. Always popular in the most racist corners of the internet for a good reason. Often is mistaken for just regular interracial porn which doesn't involve calling the black man racial slurs and preferring him to talk like a thug. Created specifically for people like the KKK to have something to fap to. No normal, sane, or reasonable person would ever defend this trash. Being a racist is not a fetish.

"I just want to call him a n*gger and have him beat me and rape my wife, it's just a fetish bro I'm not racist I'm just a Queen of Spades."
"nnnnnng yeah baby you dumb n*gger animal, rape me and knock me up with your superior black seed so I can have stupid violent babies with 14 inch dibbles who will join gangs just like you...I'm not a racist though I'm just a Queen of Spades."

by justawackydumbname October 08, 2022

Ace of Spades

A girl with an ace body, but a face that looks like its been hit by a spade.

Friend 1: Mate she's definitely an ace of spades!
Friend 2: But i'd tap that!

by China_man November 01, 2009

ace of spades

A coloured gentleman.

Leroy was as black as the ace of spades.

by SammySeven November 10, 2006

ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity December 20, 2006

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold April 18, 2018