kentucky switcheroo

When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.

guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!

guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!

guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.

by kons163 November 26, 2010

Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.

Bisexuals are half.

Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.

by wtfitsgina April 3, 2011

snicker snatcher

One who is eating ass or booty but then begins to suck on the person's asshole till a snicker (poop)comes out then snatches it with his/her tongue and swallows it.

Me: Hey I heard you eat ass. Is that true?

Co-worker: *eyes widen* Hell yeah boy, in the hood they call me snicker snatcher.

by :3 hiya May 11, 2016

Fanny Snatcher

Reece

Reece, are you a fanny snatcher?

by ZoonTheLoon January 1, 2021

switcher

A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.

Damnit, she fucking bailed on me again. I hate switchers.

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009

Cherry Snatcher

One who only has sex with virgins to pop there cherry.

Tommy over there is a damn cherry snatcher. he got 4 of them hoes yesterday.

by Tylor Hudnell March 23, 2008