Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch

Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.

by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009

Smurfed

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.

Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"

by Badger59 May 10, 2009

smurfs

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

by scwheppe April 20, 2007

Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.

My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.

by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011

to smurf

To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.

Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.

Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.

by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011

smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

by Stinar28 January 27, 2008

smurfs

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

by TimothyC September 24, 2005