To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
by kaptainkrollio July 10, 2009
While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
by Luvs2kickit24 April 13, 2011
To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.
Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.
Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011
by Stinar28 January 26, 2008
by TimothyC September 9, 2005