Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

Tyler stocker

He’s a little bit gaeeeeeeeeeer like me but u know we move he’s funny he’s cute well at least I find him cute idk he slays and got that badussy

Tyler stocker is such a badussy though 😭🤭

by Tylerisabadussyforlife February 13, 2023

Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

City Slicker

A word used by Farmers to describe Gucci loafer wearers

Person 1: well well well look at the city slicker pulling off in his fancy German car
Person: 2: the car was made in Guatemala

by Nogurr November 27, 2021

twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Cum Slicker

n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.

Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her

"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"

by zenmastac January 16, 2009