youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
Get the slip n slidemug. When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
Get the Reverse Slip n Slidemug. A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
Get the The Shanghai Slip and Slidemug. First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
Get the Seattle Slip and Slidemug. When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"
Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
by Mr. Bigg Dawg June 5, 2018
Get the hillbilly slip 'n slidemug. The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023
Get the slip n slidemug. Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020
Get the North Korean slip and slidemug.