speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Sleepy elephant

A melatonin placed at that bottom of a shot glass that is then filled with alcohol, preferably Jack Daniels. Will knock you out. Correct: will knock you the fuck out!

Bro 1: dude, where the fuck have i been the last 2 days.
Bro 2: What you talking about? you been knocked out for the last week after that sleepy elephant you had!

by omar in the car December 9, 2010

Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!

Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!

by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019