stumpy

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

your left boob looks like a stumpy!

by yo momms February 10, 2010

slumpy slut

A girl with bad posture and even worse housekeeping skills, the type of person who won't wash her hair for a week and will jump into bed on the first date even though she hasn't showered for a few days

She walks around all day in pajamas and messy hair like a slumpy slut

by Willyyofro December 9, 2016

Skump

Verb. Derived by contracting the words Sky and Hump. For a man to wrap both of a woman's legs around his waist so as to elevate her off of the ground with a repeated thrusting motion. A common dance move.

"He really skumped that girl on the dancefloor last night."

"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"

by funshun August 8, 2008

Stumpy

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.

stumpy is short because she has no feet

by Scuffy March 7, 2003

stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

skump

An extended period of poor performance, especially in a sport or competitive activity, which a fan hopes said player will recover from. Similar to slump.

I miss Lowell. I know he's skumping, but he's still an all-star in my book.

by umpimp24 May 18, 2005