Siberian tour

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).

- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*

by xelectriquex January 11, 2013

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

Silver Mining

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.

Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

sibert

Happy to be around always keeping a smile on your face trust worthy

"Guy 1: Man why is that group always laughing

"Guy 2: Its cause they have a sibert in their group

by The human urban dictionary January 31, 2017

Silver camel

A sexual act involving the male genitalia and silver spray paint
It entails spitting upon the penis three times, stroking it twice, grabbing the can of silver spray paint, shaking it and spraying the penis from the tip down.

Person one: "I gave Tom the Silver camel last night, says it's still a bit shiny"
Person two: "Ha nice"

by Speccc April 30, 2021

Silver Dollar Asshole

The large worn/aged anus of a raccoon, opossum, or human.

Clint and Brent find a dead raccoon in their bedroom, and they would like to determine its age so they check to see if it has a silver dollar asshole by using their fingers to gauge its size.

by Half of 34 May 27, 2021

chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs October 15, 2007