Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon June 30, 2014

day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

by analearthquake June 3, 2011

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

by bigdealer May 21, 2009

Shintercourse

Similar to sexual intercourse, but only involves the shins of both parties involved. Any contact with any body part other than the shin renders said shintercourse as void.

Jenny and I had some sweet shintercourse last night, so we didn't lose our virginity or get any STDs!

Robbie and I tried to have shintercourse last night, but our knees touched, so it was technically just sex.

by TrakPak February 28, 2017