satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Seth To The Rock

Essentially a miserable fail resulting in a win, or a clutch against all odds. It's basically pulling a complete 180, only the end result is typically extremely epic and/or significant.

Note: If you are witnessing or performing a Seth To The Rock moment it is ESSENTIAL that you scream "SETH TO THE ROCK!!!" or else it is considered just a win, not an epic win.

Football Player 1: "Our team was losing 4 -1 and there was only 45 seconds left on the clock, but then we got 2 miracle interceptions and a TD and won with 1 second left"
Football Player 2: "It was a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

Teen 1: "Were playing search in MW2 and I was last alive vs. the the entire enemy team. I killed everyone with a riot shield and final kill was an across the map throwing knife to break the tie and win the game. It was a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

The story of David and Goliath is an example of a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

Diagram: FAIL ---> WIN = SETH ---> THE ROCK

by TeeHeeTummyTums July 3, 2011

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

Seth

An overly-long Urban Dictionary entry

Who wrote that definition of 'Seth'? It's Fuckin' HUGE!

by G. Moy December 9, 2008

Seth

Seth is a cool guy who can make you feel good about your self.Seth will mostly have a brother/friend thats grate at fighting Seth will attempts a lot of sports but love skateboarding and fight when he have too.Seth has a anger promble and will protect his love ones girlfriend/family. Seth is awesome at what he do and can be funny at somtime and do funny dances.

Seth is a grate person

by poolkid January 28, 2015

Seth MacFarlane

The very bland, very unfunny, very unoriginal creator of Family Guy that Fox chose to bring back for another season instead of Futurama. (aka the LESS retarded more original and actually FUNNY show.)

*Making an episode of Family Guy*

Seth MacFarlane: Geez, guys. I'm running out of ideas for Family Guy.

Executive Producer: Hmm. Well maybe we can steal a scene from The Simpsons, then change it up a little bit so people will think it's original, like we always do!

Seth MacFarlane: Great idea!


Seth MacFarlane: Oh, and let's just stick another joke about Tom Cruise being gay in there like we did a million times already, even though South Park did it first. Or maybe make another joke about how Meg sucks.

Executive Producer: Hahahaha! That's hilarious! Yeah, okay, they'll think that's funny, too. Because jokes repeated over and over and over again are ALWAYS funny, right?

by not found [Error 404] January 17, 2009

Secchi

To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.

Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.

by Matthew February 27, 2004