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Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background
This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!
by Peenut773 October 17, 2014
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self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook. Kind of an embarrassing act.
Hey man, look at this. Tina has just added yet another self-like to one of her posts. Bitch got no friends!
by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009
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self-mutilation

Hurting yourself in any way at all. Remarkably similar to eating disorders and substance abuse. Can be a cry for attention, a type of self-punishment or just a way of letting out frustration and depression. No matter what the form or reason, this is a disease and a serious, widespread problem. It is also extremely addictive and leads to downwards spirals of reclusive behavior, guilt and high-risk living.
Self-mutilation can be cutting, head-slamming, wrist banging, scratching, picking, burning, bruising- anything painful.
by carma July 31, 2006
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Self Respect

Self respect is having dignity and morals. To make choices that make you happy. It isn't about sex or nudity.
'That Rebecca needs to get some self respect, she's such a slag.'

'Actually, she's really happy and she hasn't done anything to upset anyone. She has a lot of self respect.'
by janjetina June 18, 2013
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Selfieitis

Having the urge to constantly take a selfie, with any available camera, or phone. You know you have selfieitis when you have more than 10 selfies on your camera or phone, or when you find selfies of your self on your friends phone.
Selfieitis
by Samantha L Labert November 21, 2011
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self ship

When you ship yourself with another fictional character, usually for comfort
“I self ship myself myself from Kirishima from MHA, he’s one of my favorite characters and it’s comforting to imagine us dating”
by Thiccpizza March 6, 2021
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self harm

An expression used to describe the act of hurting oneself, most of the time by cutting but also burning, breaking bones, hitting yourself etc.

It is a general view that people self harm for attention which is normally not the case. People who self harm are generally depressed and has a hard time dealing with life. Self harm also mustn't be mixed up with suicide, as it's not done for dying, but for coping with life.

Most people who self harm are ashamed and hide it, but there are those who aren't afraid to go in long sleeves (if they cut their arms) This is most of the time NOT because they want everyone to feel sorry for them.

Also smoking can technically be counted as self harm, as it's a way of hurting oneself, although not as direct as other ways.
"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting, tried to kill it all away but I remember everything." - Hurt, Nine Inch Nails
by Natta August 9, 2005
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