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aim stalking

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
by Josh Donos September 11, 2005
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Retail Stalking

When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.

... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
by Transformers3People0 April 23, 2011
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gang stalking

this is where you are followed and attacked from every angle by some gang who have some political or religious agenda.

They will usually try and get you to lose your job and friends, etc.

if you're wondering why they're after you, think of people you've come across who have extreme political views, or who are part of cults.

Usually, you'll find that you've come across Communists, or Scientologists, or unionists, or something where they have a passion for attacking their opposition.

Don't give in to their stupid games. you need to fight them any way you can
Jerry was followed and harassed by a number of different people at different times. He recognised this behaviour as gang stalking.

He was able to track down who put him on the list, and why.

Then he was able to seek revenge.
by Minnie K B July 6, 2010
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Mail Stalking

When someone harrasses you through the mail.
Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?
by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008
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Food Stalking

The act of observing the tables around you at a restaurant and ordering what the other diners are eating.
When Leo the waiter at Grand Lux Cafe asked Nancy if she'd like to start with an appetizer, she was totally food stalking when she ordered what the table next to her was having.
by food stalker December 30, 2008
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social Stalking

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.
Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.
by Marty October 1, 2003
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Stalking

Omg go away guy stalking me”
by Clipclap July 1, 2020
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