scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis

During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

scummy woodrat

If someone is pissing you off you can call them a scummy woodrat to permanently damage their ego and cripple their self esteem.

Piss off Jake, your such a scummy woodrat!

by Cuntryhole March 5, 2018

Scumpt

scump/scumpt/scumpting means when you destroy someones existence off the planet you played with their life. 6ix9ine uses this term but its been popularised by jose aka jojo duwang the scumpter skadinka!

Jojo scump that nigward
We out heah scumpting kasanz
Bubba scumpt those imbeciles

by Goblin walka October 8, 2018

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020