Schmefley

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016

Schweezing

To snort cocaine or other substances through ones boner, sometimes refers to food.

Matt's party's were alway's lit, he had a schweezing room with mountains of cocaine like scarface.

To fully experience the pallet one must schweeze their food from time to time.

by GurrenAiden July 30, 2016

Schwegle

To falsely assure the transfer of goods; base your life off of unkept promises; Indian giver

He told me I’d get all that awesome new equipment but then I realized he Schwegled me.

I’m gonna make these guys my friends by saying I can get them the hook up, but don’t worry Max I’m gonna schwegle them.

by Drone Defender December 12, 2017

Scheffler

A small rich white kid who doesn’t get girls and has a micro penis

Bro your being such a scheffler right now
It’s not my fault my dick is so little

by Scheffgod March 11, 2018

Schweef

Generally an insult, although can be used as a replacement for just about any word

‘You Absolute fucking schweef’
‘Get schweefed’

by Bumbaschweef November 5, 2019

Schief

Low German word for something lopsided or askew, commonly used by those who live in southern Manitoba to point out that something is very crooked

"Woah, that square on the whiteboard is pretty schief"

by TheRubyObelisk June 3, 2020