A place where every clothing company on the face of the earth sends their worthless garbage to mingle with the other worthless garbage. School is nothing but a place where people go to feel better about themselves by harassing and tormenting others.
by Michael M.C January 19, 2004
This is not a definition, just soley my personal opinion.
I believe that school is just as pointless as paying money for a book written by stephen king.Stephen kings work is bland on every aspect, and as unintellectual as one could become. Try putting some depth into your work dipshit. But im getting off topic. This is supposed to be about school. For starters, school is boring. I only attend school because i am required to by law. I would say that the majority of the people who attend school are only going to be using their grossly extensive knowledge of all things on the way to a great job to be saying "paper or plastic" for their entire miserable lives. Even though my hate for the subject of math burns greater than the heat felt from the sun at just a few thousand miles away, i should be greatful for being so privelidged as to actually know that y=m2=x50. Even though i have never wanted to nor ever will pursue any of the few jobs that exsist from knowing something such as "y=" equations. Im going to be pursueing jobs that i like even if i get payed less, than that of a person who regrets even waking up in the morning to go to his boring job.
I believe that school is just as pointless as paying money for a book written by stephen king.Stephen kings work is bland on every aspect, and as unintellectual as one could become. Try putting some depth into your work dipshit. But im getting off topic. This is supposed to be about school. For starters, school is boring. I only attend school because i am required to by law. I would say that the majority of the people who attend school are only going to be using their grossly extensive knowledge of all things on the way to a great job to be saying "paper or plastic" for their entire miserable lives. Even though my hate for the subject of math burns greater than the heat felt from the sun at just a few thousand miles away, i should be greatful for being so privelidged as to actually know that y=m2=x50. Even though i have never wanted to nor ever will pursue any of the few jobs that exsist from knowing something such as "y=" equations. Im going to be pursueing jobs that i like even if i get payed less, than that of a person who regrets even waking up in the morning to go to his boring job.
david bowie becomes one of most popular entertainers, while little kids are told that will never happen so stay in school and grow up to make minimum wage while david bowie is doing what he loves and geting paid millions.
by imjack September 22, 2005
by Ymmik January 16, 2007
a place where kids sit, go to sleep, pass notes, and try to learn somthing when their not board out of their mind!
Son what did you do today in school? Ah, I dont know I forgot(nothing just when to sleep, pass a couple of notes to my friends and nothing.)
by steel_falcon November 07, 2005
a place that is really boring, but you have to go to to get a job which requires an education which means you have to go to school.
by Tissueofdoom December 09, 2005
I'm a sophmore in high school,and from what I've learned is that school is full of overweight teachers who are underpaid and make your life a living hell because they think your the ones paying them!They teach you senseless shit in all your classes.The food taste like the fat lunch lady poured rat shit from under the stove in to a batch of grease,but they're big on keeping you healthy!Not enough books and desks for everyone..I can keep going on,but a lot of you know what I'm talking about.
Besides all the negative shit,theres the girls turning into women,makeing friendships,the drama,and the good times.
Elementary school is the best years of your life.Field trips,makeing long-life friendships,growing up,etc..
Middle school-you start likeing girls,teachers threaten you with working at mcdonalds,everyone warns you about high school,and you think your ass is grown untill your a freshmen
Highschool-.....Everyone is going through puberty,girls start growing ass and tits and all you can think about is SEX!Teachers teach shit that your never gonna use regardless your profession later in life.You start driveing,drama is 10times stronger.And because all you could think about was the other sex and your myspace,ya ass is going to summer school!
As you takeing it in the ass,just remember the good times because this shit goes by fast
Besides all the negative shit,theres the girls turning into women,makeing friendships,the drama,and the good times.
Elementary school is the best years of your life.Field trips,makeing long-life friendships,growing up,etc..
Middle school-you start likeing girls,teachers threaten you with working at mcdonalds,everyone warns you about high school,and you think your ass is grown untill your a freshmen
Highschool-.....Everyone is going through puberty,girls start growing ass and tits and all you can think about is SEX!Teachers teach shit that your never gonna use regardless your profession later in life.You start driveing,drama is 10times stronger.And because all you could think about was the other sex and your myspace,ya ass is going to summer school!
As you takeing it in the ass,just remember the good times because this shit goes by fast
(School)
Teacher:"So can anyone give me the answer to this problem?"
2abc x x2 x 12/8 x pie
The only one who's awake:"Y are you teaching us this shit when you claim all of us is just gon be flippin burgers?!"
Teacher:"Ok,goto the front office with this referal!"
The only one who's awake:"Fuck you bitch!!"
Teacher:"You wanna come say that in my face?!"
Teacher:"So can anyone give me the answer to this problem?"
2abc x x2 x 12/8 x pie
The only one who's awake:"Y are you teaching us this shit when you claim all of us is just gon be flippin burgers?!"
Teacher:"Ok,goto the front office with this referal!"
The only one who's awake:"Fuck you bitch!!"
Teacher:"You wanna come say that in my face?!"
by Truth904 June 26, 2006
by pigs can fly October 04, 2010