A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.
I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021
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1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."
by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007
Get the schantzel mug.Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."
Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."
Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."
by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011
Get the schmutz mug.by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009
Get the schmugel mug.When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.
As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.
by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018
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