Schmircle

Pronoun: describing someone in a situationship from a relationship of a close circle affiliation 🤯

Juju, a liberal, was caught in a schmircle of a Trump colleges. Does that make him republican by affiliations?

by Bea with the red wig January 18, 2021

Schmer

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.

Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.

by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021

Schmerkaberw

Another way to say "smoke a bowl", the intention is to be inconspicuous, but the noise is arguably more conspicuous than the question itself.

Hey, man. You wanna step out and... *schmerkaberw*?

by Hemperor PalpaTHC August 3, 2021

Schmaranzer

A Schmaranzer is one of the most devastating defamations there is. Rooted in the german language, Schmaranzer is broadly used as a superlative of cursewords, often crossing the line of good taste and decency. Calling someone a Schmaranzer often comes with grave implications as it is hard to take back such a heavy and disrespectful insult.

He called him a Schmaranzer and then he snapped!
He stole all his grandmothers money before murdering her, what a schmaranzer.

by Biggie420 November 23, 2021

Schorritis

A Highly Contagious virus that causes people to cough and schmooze with fat girls

Schorritis was easily spread by coughing

by BeatLA December 9, 2021

schmurp

It just means schmurp. It can mean whatever you want it to. It can be a filler, it can mean something was so amazing that you can’t put it into words, or so terrible that you can only describe it as schmurp.

Person A: How was the trip?
Person B: schmurp.

by PimpLo February 17, 2022

Schmorgage

A hot sexy man who has great ideas and a big dick.

I can tell Jermaine is a Schmorgage by the way you can see his cock imprint through his pants.

by Q4Q8Q2 June 9, 2022