Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

schmooble

a dong thats kinda large but not really

nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro

by cumlordbuthotter June 8, 2023

Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025