shiffer

another would for a shitter.

1.ah look at the woman walking funny, she blatently has taken a fair one up the shiffer

2.my god im gonna put it in her shiffer

by rynard November 22, 2009

schify shortcake

This is when you are on top of some broad and you feel a bloody nose coming on (we all know the feeling). When you pull away for a second, you notice that you have, in fact, bled on her face. In the heat of the moment, you lick your thumb and wipe it off, telling her to shut the fuck up if she asks what it is you are doing.

yoo i gave that girl the worst schify shortcake last night.

by schify September 11, 2007

Schfifty-five

Another word for 55. Created by Group X...they hate Americans. BUT WE STILL LOVE THEM!!

"Girl friend's age? Schfifty-five..."

by Nikki RaeLynn May 11, 2006

Schiffy

1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior

Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement

by DrShalomim January 8, 2023

schwiffet

advective - the act of being a jub. one who is a schwiffet is a schwiffeting jub. (measured on a schwiffometer, using the universal chuff law) (see jub, also see chuff)

"schwiffet my jubber you jubbing schwiffer"
or
"jub my schwiffer you schwiffering jubber"

by jub July 9, 2004

schfifty-five

the catch phrase for that one night on a choir trip AND most importantly the words that turn Will Oney on.

"Schfifty-five schififty-five" he whispered in the dark. Like the little engine that could going, "I think I can, I think I can."

by CassieDisaster January 28, 2006

schfifty five

A fantastic song by "Arabian Rap Sensations" Grōůp X.

Has something to do with buttfucking girls though. That are 55 years old no less...

by nikkan_hanil January 15, 2004