hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie November 10, 2008

sloop

Thus is slippery poop

Sloop goes in the potty

by Donkey_donkey April 27, 2005

sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking

Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!

by Jamal the Sloop May 10, 2011

Sloopee

Going into a7/11 to get a slurpee while secretly mixing with Absolute Vodka and not getting caught. YOU have created a Sloopee.

Did you see Axel, he made a sloopee with half a fifth in his super big gulp .

by Diamond Personality August 19, 2017

Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017