Cock Spasm

General Derogitory term for a retard or dumbass or jerk, or anyone else deserving a derogitory title

You hit my car you fucking cock spasm.

by Nex August 29, 2003

ass spasm

a spasm when someone blows there load inside your buttox

my man gave me an ass spasm last night, yo fo sheezy meh neezy

by blake davis December 17, 2004

Spasmoidal

When something is particularly badly done/made like it was a Spaz doing it.

The Welsh

by Tom November 13, 2003

Sarcasm Spasm

the feeling which one have while they have made a sarcastic comment at someone and the person targeted gets it but the one who have made it can't help feeling smug and keep smirking over his own comment..and keeps on being haughty..

(in debate)
Friend 1:dude Alicia is so hot...i can hardly stop noticing her body..
Friend 2:oh yeah..whenever i see her she reminds me of Samnsung Flat screen HD tv...what a figure..

Friend 1: (turns sour face)
Friend 2: (keeps on smirking)
Friend 1:ok..ok...thats enough now come outta ur sarcasm spasm..

by St. Lunatic August 16, 2010

Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.

Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot

by SnowieGal11 December 1, 2017

Spasmoid

a complete retard.

person 1:wow that guy is so spasmoid

person 2: just like madoc!

by elsieeeeeeeeeee February 22, 2019

random spasm

To randomly sing or dance during a conversation with some one .

I was talking to Ivana about my dog running away, when Ivana shaked her behind. I stared at her in confusion, and she simply replied " Oh gosh, just another random spasm "

by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009