salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023

Salted Carmel Fries

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.

Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.

by David Looptocus March 24, 2024

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi May 21, 2011

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024