being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals

Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.

by John Dugan December 7, 2020

Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u

“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend”

by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

rubenon

A foolish way to call a mate.

My rubenon was very naughty.

by Oldie mc squirts July 19, 2016

Ruben

A awesome dude, who's better than Indy.

Ruben is better in Aion than Indy.

by Psycke November 14, 2016

Ruben

Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.

Have you met Ruben?? He’s incredibly awesome

by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018