rectacular

Very crap.

Rectum + Spectacular = Rectacular

That movie had a rectacular ending - i.e. It was rubbish.

by Ed-Z June 1, 2006

rectangulate

To order/ organise items into the shape of a rectangle.

When you have finished the questions, rectangulate your dominos and then you may leave.

by Mr Thorpe's Double Maths set February 18, 2009

Reftard

A reftard is a referee in any sport who is an obvious retard; a referee who makes multiple bad calls against one or both teams.

Soccer Player 1: Did you see that?! She was totally offsides

Soccer Player 2: I know...f**king reftard.

by OCHS RULES February 28, 2010

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

Rectalplasm

Noun- a sticky and gelatinous residue originating in the anus, often produced from anal sex.

"I stuck it in her back door last night, now I have rectalplasm all over my sheets."

by Rip Van Stinkhole October 10, 2011

Rectal Vomiting

The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.

Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.

by slappynappy August 27, 2013

recarded

Anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance

"I can't even pop my hood! I'm completely recarded!"

by balzac dog of doom November 26, 2014