Peef

A Queef for men, to fart out of the penis

Man i just let out the largest peef

by Cinderella-Man August 24, 2017

peef

To go into a hyper state in which the world doesn't matter, only what you're laughing about.

"Me and June peef all the time."
"You mean when you guys are rolling on the floor laughing about something stupid?"
"Yea, that's it!"

by s1a2r3a4h5 December 18, 2008

Peef

Penis Fart

Levergay can peef louder than anyone

by Katie Hauszell April 9, 2010

peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.

Hey dude, can I bum a peef?

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Puefro

When your pubic hair is styled as a neat afro around your penis.

Dude your puefro looks like it's strangling the dragon!

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011