phroning

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

Pirony

The opposite of irony. Very "in Character" or typical of a personality. Exactly what you would think.

Paul Walker rest in peace; your fast and furious death is however, a Pirony.

by Syntaxbrn December 2, 2013

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017

pronap

This is a form of napping conducted in a professional environment, i.e. at work, or on work time. "Professional-nap". This is usually conducted on a lunch room couch, under your desk, or you can even take a sleeping bag and sleep in the work courtyard. To be a "pronap" one must sleep for too long and after which you should have increased work efficiency and effectiveness.

I was out partying late last night and I couldn't concentrate on work, so I had a quick pronap and I was as good as new!

by Mr Poopoo Head January 19, 2018

Pron

Group of huge window sucking bench licking sister kissing sewer dwellers who think they deserve to breathe the same air as other people

Person1:are you a part of pron
Person2:I rather be fucking dead

by Txcvn March 25, 2020

Pronax

A Bulgarian Critical Ops Player. He’s a good player and also very toxic in ranked. You better don’t open your mouth once u see him! Rages a lot but is softish towards his friends.

“CANCER KEBAB!” - Pronax

by your horny egirl July 24, 2020