pronap

This is a form of napping conducted in a professional environment, i.e. at work, or on work time. "Professional-nap". This is usually conducted on a lunch room couch, under your desk, or you can even take a sleeping bag and sleep in the work courtyard. To be a "pronap" one must sleep for too long and after which you should have increased work efficiency and effectiveness.

I was out partying late last night and I couldn't concentrate on work, so I had a quick pronap and I was as good as new!

pronap by Mr Poopoo Head January 19, 2018

prenap 

A nap before your actual nap

Sorry, I did not see your text I was prenapping!

prenap by cashd April 7, 2017

Reverse Prolapse 

When you butt clench so hard that your anal cavity crawls even further into your body instead of exposing itself outwards.

Jake: Wow I just went all in with Kings vs Ace 10 in my poker tournament.
Dave: Did you win?
Jake: Yea but I was so nervous :(.
Dave: Was it bad enough to reverse prolapse?
Jake: That is what happened lol xD :'(.

Reverse Prolapse by g-of-the-g-unit March 29, 2013

Pronad 

Being a professional penis {a dick}

you are such a Pronad

Pronad by 58 gb July 28, 2011

pronanoid 

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

pronanoid by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

Rectal Prolapse 

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

Rectal Prolapse by Stonkle September 21, 2021

Prolaps 

"Prolaps" is the name of a sports clothing store in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. When read aloud, it sounds like "prolapse," which is when you're giving a girl (or guy) anal sex and you pull out of their ass so hard that their intestines pop out. It's amazing to think that RockStar got away with this.

Gamer: "Dude, come here! Seriously, look at this! There's actually a store in the game named Prolaps!"

Gamer's friend: "HAHA! NO FUCKING WAY!"

Prolaps by Ghostly June 26, 2008