Porkla

Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.

" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "

by Taznixx October 11, 2020

Madagascar Problem

In the game pandemic II, where the disease fails to infect madagascar because the area shuts down their one shipyard so quickly.

I lost pandemic II 3 times in a row due to the stupid madagascar problem

by djfis May 4, 2009

nasal problem

A cocaine addiction. A problem with not being able to keep snorting cocaine up your nasal cavity.

He helped us out getting stuff done, all we had to do was help him with his nasal problem.

by jimlikesthesweetcorn October 13, 2017

White Boys With Health Problems

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...

Dam shun dat muddaphuckin White Boys With Health Problems aint no joke. Dey be on tha rize yo.

by SavannahAfrica January 31, 2020

I got mine, what's your problem?

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.

Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

by Jack Vice April 14, 2009

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010

Porklift

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009