wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

Whinnie The Poohing

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.

“Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

by notwhinniethepooh January 26, 2020

Poodini

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

poobicle

An internal cubicle containing 1 (one) toilet, usually in a drinking establishment. Usually, The quietest place in that drinking establishment as it is the furthest from the source of sound waves, also, the place where you can expect the least amount of mobile phone coverage.

What, WHat!!!??? I cant hear you, wait andd I'll see if I can get in a Poobicle.

by MuttShaw October 16, 2005

Plorida

A place where all it's inhabitants have names beginning with the letter "P". It can be anywhere on the globe, on any continent or even in the ocean as long as only organisms that have names beginning with the letter "P" live there.

Patrick the Pirate lives in Plorida.

by Skip13 October 30, 2009

poogie

Poop bags for pets.

My dog just pooped, I need to use a poogie to pick up it up.

by SITEKE March 27, 2021