Pomplickment

A state of being in which a person is completely ignorant to the meaning of a word.

When I said, just after bar time, "There's no need to get pugilistic." The look of pomplickment upon his face was priceless.

by The Rowan and Robert Bobby February 28, 2010

Pompafawk

A hairstyle which is a cross between a pompadour and a fauxhawk. Tres chic!

Look at that dudes hair! What do you call that style? Its like a pompafawk.

by crazycalicatchick March 10, 2010

pompiety

When you think you are better than everyone else but know you're not supposed to admit it.

A microphone and a podium reveals pompiety in a person.

by neohne May 9, 2013

Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015

pompelmouse

When you are sucking someone's dick and they have nasty yellow, foul cum, and you throw up from it hitting your mouth. Afterwords, you eat the vomit

Last night I was giving oral to James when he came in my mouth, it was discussing so I threw up, I went full pompelmouse and ate my vomit

by Tulipwood June 27, 2016

Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

Pomposity

The art of behaving with a lack of class and elegance due to an super-inflated ego, causing one to respond to other non-pompous people in a condescending manner. This phenomenon appears to be much more common in middle-aged women.

Oh, here she comes with her red lipstick and designer pomposity!

by HooHoo Dillah March 3, 2020