poklan

originally derived from Brunei, it is a title/name calling bestowed to people who seem to posses the inability to spell / pronounce words in which these poklen do not realise that they are society's rejects (1).

These creatures come in packs and hangout usually in public where they can brandish thier retarded fashion so they would stand out (usually tight skinny jeans, checkered shoes,pants,shirt or even yellow jeans with a yellow shirt making them look like bananas in pajamas),sometimes wearing all black clothing is preferred but do not be confused with an emo because poklens are tight wearing ignorant son of a bitch who loves spikey hair and needs to be bitch slaped to make them come to thier senses.(2)

the behaviour of an average poklen is distinctive from society as they can be recognised immediately, they would chase girls and possibly milfs too. they would walk in a single file like ibans and basically be a retard.(3)

1. Yawzzz WhUtzZ$$ UPzzZPZZ AhaxAHAxx <3 LOlZzxzzz xoxoxox Bi@tc#

2.thier jeans are so tight that probably thier ball sack is completely separated into two or they might not have any genitals at all

3.poklan 1:yo that chickz iz finez

poklan 2:dude thats your sister !!!

poklan 1:but still i'd tap that ass

by gradoss August 12, 2010

pillak

An insult used by a person who is so stupid that they can't spell the word 'pillock'. Usually follows a round of non-sensical insults such as 'your mum' and 'your face'.

"your|sic|..erm..a big steaming pillak"

by definitely_maybe September 25, 2005

pollatio

The act of performing figurative fellatio upon a favored political party, movement, or ideology completely blindly despite any obvious and fundamental flaws in either the logical reasoning of the ideology, the credibility of the members of the favored political party/movement, or even criminality (moral or legal) of the favored political party, movement or ideology.

Wow! After a half decade-long march through an attritious desert of media portrayals, this is the first time in a long time that there have been widespread observations of the media performing non-stop pollatio for the party in power.

by D311C10US January 20, 2021

Ashton Pollard

A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.

Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!

by Lindsay O October 25, 2011

Amichai Pollak

Amichai Pollak is a teddy bear that looks like a gangster. He has a big chest cuz sometimes his heart gets too big to fit. He’s part nihilist also which is sad but he is working on growing out of it. He is also working on having his own opinion on things in general. So far his opinion about school is that it sucks. #shouldbeinmontessuri

If you want a deep late night convo, find an Amichai Pollak

by Dickaloo October 31, 2019

Poladroid

digital images manipulated online to look like Polaroid photographs. used by hipsters, picnikers, and other dumbasses.

Poladroid? More like LOLadroid.

by your goddamn mother March 10, 2010

poladas

Someone who leaves randomly when they are bored of something with no fucks given, regardless of who they're with.

Collin left us at the party. What a fucking poladas.

by Synto May 21, 2016