piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk

Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork

by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

hailee pluister

an old grandma who has to teach dumb middle schools kids and likes to yell and cry because she is a gigachad and once she pooped herself in front of mr lacoursiere

that chick is so sad she must be hailee pluister

by ieatallthebabies November 8, 2022

Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021

Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.

Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

The Cum Ass Plaster

The act of modeling someone's ass with plaster instead of using water to activate the plaster, you use your own ejaculation, then spread the plaster all over the person's ass in resemblance to a baby diaper.

Hey Frankline, can you please give me The Cum Ass Plaster?

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025