A preppy town in the east bay area. Known for nice schools, people who can AFFORD drugs, Stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. Where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in Escalades.
Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.
They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.
And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.
Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.
The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.
The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.
Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.
Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.
Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.
Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.
Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.
They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.
And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.
Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.
The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.
The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.
Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.
Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.
Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.
Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.
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A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.
R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
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an awesome town in southweseren pennsylavania just outside of two other cool towns Scottdale and Connellsville.
not much really happens here but its a cozy nice little town. if you want to find sluts they live all on high street and low street in mount pleasant pa. lol
an awesome town in southweseren pennsylavania just outside of two other cool towns Scottdale and Connellsville.
not much really happens here but its a cozy nice little town. if you want to find sluts they live all on high street and low street in mount pleasant pa. lol
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