plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006

plasterification

The level to which you are plastered. Usually used after "a level of". Such as the "level of plasterification".

I can't even think about walking straight man. I must be at a new level of plasterification.

by The Dark Jester April 26, 2006

Plastered

Used when you get completely fucked in Rainbow 6 Siege

Trust me everyone has been plastered before

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

plested

1. to ejaculate on someone (past)

plest

1. cum
2. jizz

I totally plested that girl.

by jacob plested April 12, 2008

pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!

by W-UNIT October 4, 2003

plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

by Deshawndrel August 9, 2008

Plated

New term for eating a shit load of food,

Kylie: "im going to eat so much food im gunna get plated"

by Itsreallykylie August 11, 2016