planking

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011

Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

by Madvx July 9, 2011

bi-planing

Bi-planing is the action of one man sucking enough cock to fill his cheeks. at this time him and two other men will strip down and the two "propellers" pick up the "pilot' by the steering brooms inserted in the "pilot's" ass the "propellers start to perform helicopters and run aroundwith a bunch of other aviational experts in a field or bedroom. The Pilot will shoot out the 'ammo" in short burst aiming at other Bi-planers

Edward couldn't go to school today because he spent all night bi-planing with frank

by eddyoud November 22, 2011

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011

planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Air planing

When blunt is reduced to roach and is still ablaze, sucking in the entire roach so that the entire burns instantly and hits hard

Dude my bro freaked out when he saw me air planing that roach last night

by Ducann Mandic November 8, 2010