purdy

verb: used to describe an object that you wish to have sex with

1. Boy, you got a purdy mouth
2. Mom, those bisquits smell purdy

by Lundell January 19, 2005

phud

Derogatory slang for Ph.D. or Doctor of Philosophy degree, comparing it to a female vagina, in that it's a right fanny of or not a proper degree or an excuse not to get a proper job.

So you're a phud mate? So you'd rather fanny about than get a proper job?

by Mackem_Beefy July 12, 2020

purdy punisher

when a total slut is giving a guy head. and she pulls off too soon, cause she cant handle the load, and the cum is shot in her nose.

this action takes place either in purdy or doodlum (and then called doodlum doozie)or even in a tree stand (called the tree top tickler)

be like did u hear about the purdy punisher?.. omg yea that girl who did it was a slut

by you stupid slut haha March 20, 2007

Phupduck

When something (or someone) is really fucked up bad, but you don't want to "legally" get in trouble for dropping the "F-bomb" in mixed company.

I thought I had a bad day, but when I listened to yours I realized yours is way more phupduck!!

by mrbronz July 19, 2010

Phundart

noun - a small crustaceous animal native to the beaches of South Bakalama that sustains itself solely on the farts of dead seagulls.

The indigenous peoples of South Bakalama ceremoniously hunt the elusive phundart on the eve of the summer solstice.

by Captain Obvious RP August 10, 2014

Tumhari phudi

Means your pussy. Said when want to make her hot.

Tumhari phudi mei lulla dalu. Tumhari phudi ko chatu.

by Cuckoera March 10, 2017

Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy

A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.

Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”

by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022