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Philosopher's Drug

The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).

The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.

The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
by NovaQuoQubaLeo April 30, 2012
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philosifal

The theories you create and interpret after you've consumed alcoholic beverages.
I'm gonna stop being so philosifal, cause I'm drunk and have no idea what I'm talking about!
by drunken KGB March 19, 2015
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philosophiliology

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic
That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings
by Dat Boi All Over 101 September 20, 2017
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Philosicario

A sicario who is very philosophical on the matter of drugs, life and death.
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
by Jitsulee April 7, 2020
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Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.
"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"
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Philosophy

A waste of time and trash and every concept created by it is ass

Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Person: People need suffering to give meaning to life and we need philosophy to understand the world.

Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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To Get Philosophical

A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"

Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."
by toffeerevel June 28, 2010
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