Paintball God

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)

Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.

by Xtreme Sports January 29, 2005

MS Paint Adventures

http://www.mspaintadventures.com is a webcomic created by Andrew Hussie. It's based off of an old style text-based adventure game, readers type in "commands" for the comic. The commands then get looked over carefully and are selected based on a rather exacting set of standards, such as whichever one seems to capture the most striking intersection between cleverness and idiocy. Or, whichever the hell one they feel like picking. The picked command is then drawn and the story continues.

The site contains 3 adventures so far, only one is actually complete. The first adventure was jail break followed by Bard Quest and Problem Sleuth which is now the main story.

This site is recommended to anyone who likes web comics and doesn't mind spending a couple of hours reading Problem Sleuth (Its that long, but a save and load is provided.)

Except from MS Paint Adventures:

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

What will you do?

>Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

You've already got arms, numbnuts!

by 99HeadHunter99 February 13, 2009

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

by barncat July 7, 2006

painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

by triebkore March 16, 2012

paint your ass

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.

(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"

by shawnesty June 29, 2012

Painted for filth

"Painted for filth" is a drag term and is defined as follows:
Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes

That bitch is painted for filth!

by blueyed1 March 29, 2015

Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

by BethandAmber April 10, 2016