Teacher’s Pet

a person who is the teacher’s favorite

Kristine Nguyen is such a teacher’s pet.

by teateateatea November 13, 2018

mad pet

To be scared. Not being able to do something because of fear. Fmr; Petrified.

C'mon, put your foot in the snake pit... You mad pet, son.

by zaaaaaaaa August 26, 2007

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

Nasty Pet

A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.

I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.

my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.

by Dr. J3 May 15, 2012

Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022